I’m that guy who’s always there, but never seen.

I’m that guy who secretly writes poetry.

I’m that guy who thinks but never speaks.

I’m that guy who gave you the advice you never took.

I’m that guy who colored outside the lines.

I’m that guy who doesn’t quite know what he’s searching for, but knows he’ll know what it is when he finds it.

I’m that guy who tweets about pooping.

I’m that guy who seems just a little off.